Ghost Pepper Mondays: Buxom Edition

For everyone who is as tired as I am of anti-gravity breasts that look more like coconut shells than mammaries, MeganHetrick has a visual tutorial on “How to Draw Boobies!” (fair warning: the comparative images are all based on “the steriotypical ‘superhero’ chest”)

Looking for something a bit more… zaftig? Comfortable is sexy, as Duane Bryers’ classic series of pinups featuring a buxom redhead named “Hilda” in full-length PJs illustrates. I think the best one is her sitting in a rocking chair soaking her feet.

Rose Caraway’s audio erotica podcast, “The Kiss Me Quick’s” is always good for steaming up a pair of earbuds, and, in case you missed it, smut writers, she’s taking submissions for “The Sexy Librarian’s Big Book of Erotica” until the 1st of August.

Comics & Games: It’s Friday! (patriotic sex and wargames edition)

This 4th of July week has been really crazy around here, but I won’t get into that now.

Both of my favorite media are still having trouble with gender equality on even the most reductive and basic terms… sigh. Of course, that’s partially the general culture, and there’s been intermittent progress.

Becky Chambers starts an article for The Mary Sue with two simple statistics: “According to the ESA [Entertainment Software Association], 45% of all gamers are women. That percentage stays pretty much the same for the “most frequent video game purchasers,” of which women represent 46%.” So why is the industry still pretending they don’t exist?

Meanwhile, Nicole Marie wrote Women in Comics; Who’s Winning the War? for one of my favorite blogs, Not Your Mama’s Gamer. The short version: if you haven’t been reading Saga, go get it now (if you’re in Orlando, A Comic Shop will give you a money-back guarantee on the first issue), and I need to give Chew a second chance (I read the first issue and shrugged). Progress is slow and intermittent, but at least there are some good things happening right now.

I suppose I shouldn’t be surprised that the week of the 4th would be a big one for historical strategy gaming (that is, wargaming) news, but I received a couple of announcements this week. If wargaming isn’t your bag, you can skip the rest of this post.

First, Shenandoah Studios, the creators of Battle of the Bulge (one of only two games I’ve rated 5/5 stars for Touch Arcade) is Kickstarting Gettysburg: The Tide Turns, a game about managing your own restaurant and being a short-order cook. No, wait, that’s Cook, Serve, Delicious (an excellent game in it’s own right). Gettysburg is, of course, about the battle of Gettysburg in the (American) Civil War.

Also, Offworld Games recently released Finest Hour, a game about tank engagements in WWII (asynchronous, versus play only). The multiplayer in their Sci-Fi game, Legion of the Damned, impressed me. I’ll be taking a look at this one in my spare time (spare time… that’s a joke, folks).

Strangest Wednesdays: All is Full of Love?

In the year 2132, all the Space Marines are getting the hinies of their powered armor stamped with conjunctions and prepositions. You see “ON”, “IN”, “OR”, the occasional smartass with “THROUGH”, and, more often than anything else, “BUT”.


In the 22nd century, war is fashion.

Meanwhile, in the early 21st century, we’re still struggling to distinguish gender from genitals.

On the plus side, old people love gay sex!


Props to The Anarcho-Feminist (NSFW) for both of the above links.

P.S. Is it too soon to make videogame humor about Edward Snowden’s predicament?

I think not.