I wanted to see how my libidinal investments were doing, so I turned on the news…
“Sexual Tension up fifteen percent, Academic Credibility down ten percent, Consumerist Impulses rose seven and three-quarters percent to a five-week high.
In intertextual trading, Lines of Flight were sideways three-hundred and fourteen percent… wait, these numbers were for Pi day… does anyone have today’s figures?
Thank you, Robyn.
Today’s valuations are not available at this time because they are fluid and lack internal organs.”